As promised previously, I now present to you "I Hate Nature", in which I present to you in pictures and prose the reason that trees are evil.

A few weeks ago on a Saturday morning, I went out into the back yard with a rake and began to collect the leaves into piles. I freely confess that I absolutely hate yard work. I would rather be doing any number of unpleasant things than mowing, raking, trimming, etc. I hate it.



So I gathered all of the leaves into piles. "How many piles?" you ask. 15 piles. "How deep?" 9-12 inches deep.
The leaf piles were really close together, as you can see from the pictures. Shortly after I made the piles, the wind blew hard for a long time. Then, it rained.

I hate nature.