Last night, Kelsey and I were sitting at the table having a snack when we heard Colby ask from down the hall, "Aunt Kelsey, why are you staying with us?"

Kelsey answered, "So I can find a new place to live."

Colby responded, "Oh, OK...because it's kind of our house."

At least I have something to smile about today. Enjoy the comment thread.

This is one of the funniest things I've witnessed in a long time. The next family get-together should be an interesting one. Enjoy the video clip.

Last night we had a rare moment of family prayer at the girls' bedtime. We usually put them to bed separately, and I pray with Colby and Cat prays with Peyton. But for some reason, we all ended up in Colby's room. All three girls were on the bed, and I sat in the rocking chair next to it.

I asked Colby what she wanted to pray about. She didn't feel like it just then, but Peyton piped up, "AhhhPway." (Translates to "I want to pray").

"You do?" I asked. "Great! Say 'Dear Jesus, thank you for today.'"

"Da du mumbles po today."

"Thank you for mommy and daddy."

"Da du mumbles some more po mommy daddy!"

everyone should watch this many many times because it gets funnier each time.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?

The Anchoress has a Funny Joke over at her site.

Well, you'll groan out loud. It's one of those jokes.

But I like those jokes. I think I like them because I'm usually the one telling them, and I enjoy the looks of intellectual pain on the faces of my friends/family/coworkers. The cringing, waving of hands, and moaning in pain fill my heart with pride and joy. It's as if they feel like they should have seen that punch line coming from behind them, but it's hit them upside the brain before they can even prepare for it, and thus they find themselves angry, and feeling a little violated. It's really fun to watch.

A couple of weeks ago we were over at Cat's parents' house. They had ordered in Chinese food. After we ate, I got out my fortune cookie, opened it up, and read this fortune:

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside.

On my way home for lunch today, I just started chuckling to myself because: butt.

...in a long time. Here it is.

I haven't seen something this funny in a long time, a long time.

Along the same lines, I would encourage each of you to visit engrish.com.